Update your bookmarks! Sorry about the abrupt redirection, but xanga apparently doesn't support the whole "delay" thing. Fuckers.

Welcome to the NEW SITE. Zifty is a name I'm officially retiring. I've been using buttons for longer and honestly the name "zifty" was a bastardization of "nifty" I'd concocted once while heavily intoxicated, so you'll forgive me if I don't exactly consider it sacred.

I've chosen blogspot because it has an orange logo, and because anything google owns is probably something I should be worshipping, anyway. I mean, I'm just sayin'.

There's a strong chance I'm going to update this on a briskly regular basis, so keep your eyes peeled (ew?) and your fingers firmly nestled in the soft groove of the "F5" button.

That's "refresh" for anyone that thinks their mouse is the holy grail of navigational productivity tools, or happens to be clinically retarded.

:)