My holes aren't that complex! I maintain this is an evolutionary advantage granted me through generations of buttons in order to give me a better shot at mating.
Can I just say that my personal hurdle is the front clasping bra? It's like a bear-trap had sex with a straight-jacket and I'm supposed to figure it the fuck out in the dark! In case you were wondering, "Can I just rip this off you?" is NEVER an option apparently.
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My holes aren't that complex! I maintain this is an evolutionary advantage granted me through generations of buttons in order to give me a better shot at mating.
Can I just say that my personal hurdle is the front clasping bra? It's like a bear-trap had sex with a straight-jacket and I'm supposed to figure it the fuck out in the dark!
In case you were wondering, "Can I just rip this off you?" is NEVER an option apparently.
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